Accident Prone

So, my ever-so-quickly growing list of injuries has just gotten another tally mark. Last night (or rather this morning...2:00AM) I had some friends over, some beer was consumed and we decided a game of Risk was in order. No harm, no foul....My friend Will went into our kitchen where there were some cookies that a friend of mine baked (when we made a beer run, she decided she wanted to bake cookies) and asked if I wanted the last one. I said "sure, toss it to me". It was at that time that Will mustered up all of his strength, and released a cookie frisbee-style that would have holed out in a disc golf par 4 (shout out to A-Train). He didn't mean to sling it that hard, but it was flying so fast that my hand couldn't catch up with the cookie, and all 2 oz. of Nestle Tollhouse's finest slammed into my mouth. It felt like it was kind of swelling up, and that's when I did the obligatory swipe across my mouth that usually results in 98% of the time being nothing...this time the 2% prevailed and I saw a streak of red across my hand...bad times. I wasted those 11 lines to tell you this...I GOT MY LIP BUSTED BY A COOKIE!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME? First I get knocked down by a friend and sprain my MCL, then my nextdoor neighbor punched me in the face (she's still crazy) and just last night I get beat up by a cookie. The common denominator in all of this is that alcohol is always involved (like usual) but that sad thing is that it's always done by someone else who's had too much to drink! I don't know, maybe the moral of this story is that I need to get new friends.