Mean Beam and Other Observations

Is it just me or does Jim Beam always make you beligerent when consumed in large quantities (I like to call it beligerunk)? A few nights ago we had half of a 1.75 lter bottle of Mr. Beam in our freezer (the cold makes it syrupy) when we decided to all have a shot. 3 shots later I invented a drink that is similar in a Jager Bomb in that you drop a shot of Beam in a Red Bull and chug the entire thing, the difference of course is that Jager is a happy drunk...Beam is an evil, kill everyone who's ever done any wrong to you kind of drunk. The drink was aptly named the Mean Beam...a spin off of a great Sega puzzle game called Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine. Anyway, 37 shots between the 3 of us, 2 hours, and an arm wrestling tournament later, I have numerous dart holes in my wall as well as a completely flattened table where the tourny was held. I might point out that I didn't get very drunk and no vomit was produced by me, though my friend Josh was a different story.

I went to the Atlantic Ocean on Friday. It never ceases to amaze me how small we are in such a large world next to the ocean. It also never ceases to amaze me how very few hot chicks are at the beach at 7:30 at night.

The Pistons lost game 5 to the freakin San Antonio Spurs tonight, putting them down 3-2 in the series with the last 2 games in San Antonio. Here's to the Pistons pulling one more series out of their ass and winning it all.

I recently discovered that I am a moron when it comes to registration, and that I didn't properly register for classes this summer and will not be enrolled for Summer Term B, meaning I don't have class now until August. Look out Rabun County, I don't have a job in the 'Boro so here I come!

For some reason I'm obsessed with a country song of all things. I'm not sure of the title, but I know that Neal Mccoy does it. Speaking of Neal, is he half black, full blooded Native American, or just a really dark redneck? The reason I like the song so much is because at the very end Neal says to a drunken Rob Schneider "How many fangers am I holdin' up Billy?" The fact that he says fangers is hilarious to me, as well as the way he says "Billy". Well, the Nyquil is kicking in and Sex Games:Vegas is on Cinemax...here goes nothin...